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June 26th
Well, I'm of to Europe again. Well, actually only London and parts of England.
I'm not going till Jan. of '95, but even then, thats only a few
months off. This trip is going to be a class credit trip for college.
A theater trip were I'm going to be enjoying shows for three weeks
all around England. Sara is already planning on killing me for it, but
she happened to go to NYC just a few weeks ago to see some shows so
its somewhat even. I was just over looking my Journal from my last
trip to Europe, as well as just called Mary - she's back from
school for the summer also. Haven't seen Joh since his sptring break
in March. Lost touch with just about everyone else. However, I'm
about to write to Bent & Hana. Well, until more comes to talk about
-Peace Always.
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How to Leave the Planet
1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.
4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
-Douglas Adams
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