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| Short Biography |
A short bio about me, used primraly for books, conferences and other formal venues.
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| Resume |
The all important resume.
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| LinkedIn Profile |
Required profile in a social networking website.
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| Long Biography |
A more extensive, personal bio with all the bits of info you never knew you didn't want to know.
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| Contact Information |
The how, when and where of getting in touch with me.
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| Public Calendar |
Public calendar in iCalendar standard for those who wish to download or subscribe to public events noted in my calendar.
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| Reading |
What better way to understand a person, understand what books that person reads.
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| Bookmarks |
Ditto that bit about reading books, understand what websites that person visits.
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| SETI@Home Stats |
User Name
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pdw |
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Total Credits
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644396.270457629 |
| Recent Average Credits
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688.08266 |
| Classic Credits
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4,703
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How to Leave the Planet
1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.
4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
-Douglas Adams
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