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LCARS LCARS was a resource on Macintosh Games and Utilites I started back in 1997. I no longer maintain it, but I keep an archive online for those who might still need the information contain in the pages thereof.
 
Papers and Presentations Archive of technical papers and presentations I've done for work and on my own.
 
Projects Miscellaneous computer projects I've participated in that are not covered here, on their own.
 
Vortex4 A few details about Vortex4, a cooperative of network computers, people and services which also hosts Weinstein.org.
 
Waubonsie Consulting Waubonsie Consulting (which used to be known as Weinstein Programs) is the name I use for the consulting services I provide.
 
Webzine An introduction about Webzines, the Webzine Group, Webzine events, and how I fit into the group.
 
Work The bits about my current and past daytime jobs.


 
     
 
How to Leave the Planet

1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.

4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.

5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

-Douglas Adams

 
     
 
 
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