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| LCARS |
LCARS was a resource on Macintosh Games and Utilites I started back in 1997. I no longer maintain it, but I keep an archive online for those who might still need the information contain in the pages thereof. |
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| Papers and Presentations |
Archive of technical papers and presentations I've done for work and on my own. |
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| Projects |
Miscellaneous computer projects I've participated in that are not covered here, on their own. |
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| Vortex4 |
A few details about Vortex4, a cooperative of network computers, people and services which also hosts Weinstein.org. |
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| Waubonsie Consulting |
Waubonsie Consulting (which used to be known as Weinstein Programs) is the name I use for the consulting services I provide. |
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| Webzine |
An introduction about Webzines, the Webzine Group, Webzine events, and how I fit into the group. |
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| Work |
The bits about my current and past daytime jobs. |
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How to Leave the Planet
1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.
4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
-Douglas Adams
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